Jenna Valentine – Lux Life
What better day than Valentine’s Day for a Jenna Valentine appearance? Jenna visits a swanky nightclub and slips out of her evening gown to show her spectacularly beautiful body. It’s a “Lux Life” after all.
Jenna’s very funny with a cool, wry style. She’s funnier than the chicks who get their own sitcoms. Thats’ why Jenna needs her own Bravo reality TV show. She out-boobs anyone on that station.
SCORELAND: What makes you laugh the hardest?
Jenna Valentine: My bills.
SCORELAND: How would you spend a million dollars?
Jenna Valentine: I’d take a dream vacation to Tokyo and surround myself with all of the Hello Kitties.
SCORELAND: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?
Jenna Valentine: Telling me I’m smart, cute and funny.
SCORELAND: What’s the best part of being beautiful.
Jenna Valentine: Getting presents.
SCORELAND: What’s the best way for a guy to get on your good side?
Jenna Valentine: Turn into a pizza or a kitten or a kitten with a pizza.
SCORELAND: How are you and bras getting along these days now that your boobs are so big?
Jenna Valentine: I’ve been wearing sports bras because I’m lazy and they make my boobs look better in clothes and they don’t have underwires. They’re so comfortable. They’re stretchy and hold my boobs in better and give me better cleavage.